4/08/2007 10:25:00 PM
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6/18/2006 05:40:00 PM
Happy father's day sausage!
4/15/2006 01:08:00 AM
Sudoku is the sort of evil my worst nightmares are made of. Husbands like to spy and peek over my shoulder to see what sort of secrets I type.
4/06/2006 10:01:00 PM
Junk Brothers? My verdict is, 100% PURE SHIT. Worse than Debbie Travis' Face Lift, and that says a lot, because that show is a damn travesty. HGTV, why must you make your previews so misleading?
4/06/2006 09:36:00 PM
I enjoyed a day of rest and spending money on things I like as opposed to things I need.
We are embarking on a project in at home stencil/screenprinting using the skills from some dude's livejournal tutorial, and I am excited. Awesome T-Shirts here I come! No longer will I be a slave to bad Wal-Mart/Pennington's brand "attitude" or logo tops with vomitous phrases such as PRINCESS and CUM QUEEN in glitter on the front. Okay well... maybe not cum queen, they didn't have that gem in my size. But seriously... what kind of tarts want that? Pebbles & Bam Bam? A monkey with a Bananna? Diva? WHAT???
I will buy well fitting flattering shirts from Cotton Ginny in pink grey and maybe green or something, and apply awesome designs such as Maneki Neko, steaming piles of dung, characters from Sealab 2021, fruitzi and so on and so forth. I will be the stylingest fatty in town.
So we spent money on speedball ink, rollers and the fabric and embroidery hoopy thing for the stencil. Also we bought a new DVD player because the ratio of destroyed/in the garbage DVD players and carcasses of DVD players, was too high in relation to the functioning ones. It's a Yahoo 530 and it's awesome because now we don't have to encode all of our pirated videos. Go us! Husband is creaming his pants over there in sheer delight playing with the knobs.
I am laying out of work for a couple days more because I was too sore and franly too crazy to be back so soon. It was all wild madness, and not helping anything other than my own slow destruction. Enough of that shit!
Junk brothers is on, we thought it had promise, because well we like garbage and we have a lot of it, but they just said stoked and "Q" (for barbeque) within the first few seconds it was on and I am not so sure. Seems like these guys might be total lamo dorks... and we might be more into heckling them and pointing out how bad they suck... sort of like most of the HGTV programming.
Also, I hate Future Shop and the pack of jackals it employs, as well the uppity fuckers that clog up the miniature art supply while contemplating the virtues of matte versus gloss acrylic medium primer salves. That is all.
4/04/2006 11:47:00 PM
Badluck Pussy shoots turds at you from her powerful sphincter. Mrowr motherfucker!
4/04/2006 08:47:00 PM
My cat puked up a roundworm this afternoon... a three inch long coiled ring of sick spaghetti looking parasitic ickiness. The cats are being very gross and high maintenance... between the flea infestation, this and the general disregard for proper turd burying procedure and respect for the fuzzless of our pillows and bedding, I am getting a wee bit peeved.
Word to the wise jerks... being cute can only get you so far in life. Cut that shit out!
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