4/18/2001 11:30:19 PM
dear sports utility vehicle shitbox drivers,

thankyou for hogging parking spaces, blocking traffic lights and street signs with the monstrous frames of your bloated vehicles, and most of all, thankyou so much for raising the demand (and cost) for gas. i look forward to pointing and laughing at you from the front seat of my fuel efficient car, at the gas station this summer.

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