5/07/2001 11:09:32 PM ewwww. msnbc investigates did a gruesome report on extreme plastic surgery and the freakazoids that get it. they had the barbie doll lady and this goony old man with a mottled ugly mug that had a bunch of plastic surgery to make him look more like tom arnold. he said he thought it would help him get the big movie roles. the surgery was either botched or something because he didn't look anything like tom arnold, but he didn't seem to mind because now he claims he looks like drew cary, and that's bound to bring big good fortune his way. people are psycho. i got to watch lyposuction make my husband's stomach turn, and big chunks of bloody flesh get slapped down on a metal tray after being sliced out of a woman's abdomen for vanity's sake. it made me appreciate my sanity all the more.
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