6/09/2001 03:59:41 AM dear husband, thankyou for tolerating erratic mood swings and changing poopy diapers on a work night. you restored my faith in your gender. , love midge.
dear mom, thanks for listening to me complain and caring enough to want to help, when i cry for reasons that are my fault. , love midge.
dear wal-mart, thankyou for taking so long to deposit and process your checks. , love midge.
dear car, thanks for not exploding. i know you are probably in pain right now, with all the squealing breaks and shocks, but i promise nice grease monkeys will fix you next week. , love midge.
dear marsha, thankyou for being a sweet friend who remembers me even though i live a million miles away. , love midge.
dear neopets people, thanks for entertaining me with pointless activities that are very fun and don't cost anything. , love midge.
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