6/20/2001 07:25:40 AM
i was running around town this morning gathering paperwork (idiots at my bank didn't have their thumbs up their ass for once), and shopping for cheapazoid jewelry. on my way back from target i passed the starlight motor court, a run down hotel with an empty crusty pool in the middle of the parking lot. as scummy looking as that hotel is, it was always kind of neat. it had one of those big signs out front, with neon light tubes and a big retro star at the top. it was old and decrepit but the kitsch was solid gold. i could almost see the feathered hats and velour bell bottom trousers that sauntered out of there so many years ago, and that thought always made me smile. they tore down the old sign and erected a new one, a smaller rectangle that reads "starlight motor court" in boring red type, and now it's just a roach motel with a fucked up pool that never has any water, and what little charm it had is gone. what were they thinking?

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