6/13/2001 07:06:22 PM last night a really fat ass earwig was clinging on to the grout between the tiles in the shower, mocking me, naked and freaked out at a tiny little icky icky bug. it's kind of comical when you think about it, size ratio and what not, and earwig isn't even 100th of my size, yet still i hate them, fear them. i've started wearing shoes indoors, so when i spot one i don't have to scramble for something to squash them with. our consumption of baby wipes has tripled in the past month, removing insect carcases and guts, instead of baby poop. they're getting fatter with the rain and the summer. ick.
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