7/27/2001 11:26:39 PM
i spent the first half or today tired and sad, then went on a shopping spree to lift my spirits. i got some more chopsticks for my hair, in tortoise shell this time, some hair dye to touch up my skanky roots, a new cordless phone to replace the piece of shit ge phone we had that echoed so much it made you feel like you were talking into a tin can, and turned itself off repeatedly in the middle of conversations. i alsogot some fish, koi this time, two of them, one is silvery white with a bright orange spot on his head, he is named gorbachev, and the other is golden orange with a few black spots sprinkled on his body, and he is named nikita. old gorby and niki are getting along well with yojimbo, turd ferguson and turd ferguson jr. the betta and two snails that lived there already. it's nice to see more life and movement in there. i also bought the new weezer album, and i'm sad to say i am dissapointed. i don't know if it's because it's not as good as i expected, or just not good period. probably the former, because they are a good band. i was amazed at how stupid mtv was for bleeping out the word *hash* in their song, hash pipe, considering all the offensive crap they play on a regular basis. sorry the word hash is too controversial, but here's eminem grabbing his crotch, while jail bait pop star girlies prance around in skimpy outfits and sing about getting it on... enjoy!

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