7/22/2001 02:07:57 PM
i'm excited about my latest emu farm. though i won't be disclosing any details until it's completed and profitable. hopefully it'll pan out better than the telephone psychic gig, which would have been grand had lunatics not called, and the company neglected to mail me my checks, short of threats of lawsuits. my favorite caller was a chinese boy that spoke very poor english, and demanded to know of his future, and if the girl who he thinks is his girlfriend is really busy when he calls her and she does not answer, or if she is avoiding him. he called her his girlfriend but later clarified that he had only spoken to her at school, and got her number from someone else, and that everytime he asked her out she blew him off. he then told me i was not very good, and immature, and began to ask me if i go to college, and where i live. it was pretty depressing as a whole, the people who called me couldn't afford $4.99 a minute or whatever prn charged, but they called anyways, because they were either too stupid, desperate or lonely to know any better.

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