7/30/2001 11:17:05 PM
i'm leaving for a five hour road trip in the rain in a few hours and what am i doing? sleeping? noooooo of course not. i just got off with adelnet tech support people, the biggest most evil liars ever. they send us fliers every month, advertising their cable internet access, and every month i lust it, and call, hoping that maybe this time i can kick bellatlantic and my schizo modem to the curb, and every time, the same thing, sorry m'am but it's not available in your area yet. the sadistic assholes just sent me another one, and instead of calling and waiting for 20 minutes on their tech support line to hear the same bad news, i checked their service availability on the website, and kzah! good news!! powerlink cable internet access is available in your area!. i call to get the poop on the cable/powerlink packages, and exact specifications for computers and stuff, and what do i get? a kid who sounds no older than sixteen, possibly high, taking a really long time to check, and then informing me that it's not available in my area after all, but maybe, in a month or something. my heart sank, i was so excited, i wnted it so bad. i hate dialup, i hate limited hours, i hate having to pay an extra 50$ on next month's phonebill for going over, i hate getting disconnected all the time, after seconds, minutes, and now i hate the cable assholes that taunt me with a juicy silver carrot, always just out of reach, every few weeks in my mail box, spawning hopes and dreams, then squashing them like a bug. ASSHOLES

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