7/13/2001 05:32:09 PM
my house has crayon scribbled on every wall. my furniture is hand me downs. my forks are mostly missing in action. my vacuum cleaner doesn't work very well. my toilet gets clogged easily. my air conditioner is noisy. my tv makes it hard to read subtitles. my phone dies in the middle of conversations. my laundry room is a disaster. my couch has a bunch of crap under it. i can never find tape or scissors or nail clippers when i need them. my hamster bites me. my fish keep dying. my leg hair grows too fast. my wrist hurts really bad. my hair is dry and damaged. my car is a mess. my favorite shirt can't be found. my boobs keeping busting the underwires in my bras. my back is sore. my neighbour is plotting against us. my computer is losing it's mind. but you know me, i can't complain.

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