8/09/2001 12:20:04 AM
when i worked at wal-mart, i had to train this girl to use a register. she had obvious learning disabilities, and i speculated she, along with her husband, was retarded. the vacant stares, crossed eyes and ability to come up hundreds of dollars short every night by screwing up price checks in electronics were major tip offs. one night someone called and asked to speak to mike hunt, she paged him over the intercom three times before someone let her know it was a joke. i had gone to electronics first, to check the price on o' brother where art thou, and she was fine, but later when i heard a bunch of frantic calls over the intercomm for the manager, and code white, i was curious. hostage crisis? lost child? i didn't even know them when i was working there. as it turns out she had another seizure type thing, nobody's sure what they are, but they always end the same way, she's on the floor. a guy that worked there told me it has happened over a dozen times, the doctors never know what it is, and he speculates she's a nut job. perhaps. it makes for an interesting night at wally world though.

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