10/19/2001 05:21:24 AM
the many ways in which i am like homer simpson:

i like doughnuts.
i drool in my sleep.
i'm always losing the remote control.
i make threatening references to the UN.
i'm entertained by dogs with puffy tails.
i giggle a lot.
i sometimes have a hard time getting pants on.
i like to loaf on the couch.
i think up crazy schemes to get rich.
i'm misunderstood.
i belch often.
i scratch my butt.

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