11/28/2001 10:36:42 PM the new overnight security guard at my work looks just like charlton heston. it's creepy. he wanders around drinking coffee all night and always asks if i'm working hard or hardly working, chuckles at his witty joke and wanders off. i keep wanting to walk up to him and ask him to say DAMN YOU DIRTY APES! DAMN YOU!!! that would be gold. a dork on day shift keeps getting on the intercom and saying gravy. that's not half as cool.
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