11/25/2001 07:03:50 PM
this afternoon i discovered i love sponge bob square pants. i also love this site and lust many things from there. i want to put our x-mas decorations up outside, we have a big ball of tangled up rainbow lights and a fat plastic snowman just dying to sparkle. in my referrer stats i found a girl with a link to me and her pornstar name was cuntessa hunt, i guess she got it from my generator, i giggled. i like it but it's buggy, sometimes it return only one name instead of two, so like somebody's pornstar name is bj, or something like that. sad. there's a beautiful helwett packard computer i pass 15 bzillion times a night in the backroom, it has a cd/rw drive and all the modern amenities of non-dinosaur computers like mine. maybe the logic is less backwars too, who can say. it screams put me on layaway, you NEED me. with my discount it would only be like 800$ for the whole kit & kaboodle, and i could lay it away for 80$, but whatever, i'm not even kidding myself at this point. i have more important shit to deal with, like a sizeable debt to my mom and an average checking account balance of 75$, give or take. not a big deal though, i've grown to hate my compaq less since i've learned how to cool it's brain, it'll do for now, plus i've been told santos will be insanely kind to me this year. i'm so excited.

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