12/06/2001 03:29:27 AM
i came across this and was puzzled by the thing about the idiot savant cashiers that can't get cigarette requests right. i'm not into cancer sticks, i don't inhale them or ever buy them, so brands, lengths, lights and menthols, they're all the same to me... gross and stupid; and when i have to walk down to the smoke counter so some moron can pay money to poison himself, i'm entitled to make a mistake, because a) i have to go down there so often and get so many different kinds of cigarettes that it's easy to forget what my idiot customer asked for in the first place. b) intelligence isn't exactly based on knowledge of cigarette brands. c) these people are shaving more time off their life span than i or any other cashier could possibly waste fucking around getting the wrong kind of cigarettes, by smoking in the first place. sorry if we're not helping you kill yourself fast enough, we'll try to do better from now on, though you might want to look into more efficient methods like hanging yourself or slicing your wrists... they don't even keep that stuff behind the counter! sounds like problem solved to me.

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