12/05/2001 10:09:10 AM
i got an xmas tree! we didn't have the money for it this week and weren't supposed to get it until the 15th, when husband gets paid next, but that wouldn't do. no. xmas trees must be up on the 1st, we were already tardy. santos was going to be pissed if we waited much longer so i took it upon myself. i grubbed around and collected a pile of crap i hadn't used from wal-mart, craft supplies and nail polish mostly, a few candle holders, and went off to return them. i went to another one, not the one i work at, because i didn't want to look too loser-ish in front of my co workers. then i went to the one i work at and got a tree with my newfound riches. the jerks wouldn't help me load it into the car and it was massive. my hands are all itchy from the needles. it's amazing it didn't fall out onto the asshole suv that was riding my ass the whole way home because i had half of it hanging out of the trunk which was fashioned as close to shut as possible with a shrimpy piece of twine. i had to cut the butt off of it and snip some off the top because it was too tall for our puny low ceilings. i'm so excited! and i did it all by myself, for free, with 13$ to spare.

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