12/21/2004 04:59:24 PM
Afternooons off on the government's dime are oodles of fun. I went shopping and got a scanner for pappy's Xmas gift. He wanted scans or copies of old timey photos because all of his were destroyed in a flood. It was much cheaper to just buy a scanner, than it would have been to use those Kodak photo copier things they have at Wal-Mart, so we are one piece of crap richer and $113.54 poorer.

We took the little one to see Santa Claus. Luckily for us they always have the same one at our nearest mall. He is wonderful. His hair and beard are real, he is soft spoken and has a belly that rivals the jolliest of men. I am guessing he is on a disability or old timer's pension, because he always came into Shopper's when I worked there, and bought medication and little household items... not much else. Nobody really shopped there for household items unless they lived in the subsidized housing complex next door.

I have a gingerbread house making kit I bought... too lazy to bake the cookie dough and cut out the house shapes, but too excited not to bother... it's going to be so fun! Three more sleeps until Santa comes, have you been good? I haven't... I am such a little buttcrack sometimes. I'll be lucky if I don't get a turd in my stocking!

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