midge 07:10 PM 04.20.02
found another notorious direct linker that doesn't even bother to remove the stuff that's causing a password prompt, and had a little fun. if it happens she takes the punchline down, here's a screenshot.
midge 06:51 PM 04.19.02
i never found the shoe and ended up wearing sick blue flip flops to the store to purchase new sandals that would look good with my hot little pants. i found some cute ones at wal-mart and laughed because they cost $9.99 but the trendy shoe store at the mall had IDENTICAL ones, the only difference being the rhinestones and studs on the strap, which were tacky anyways, and the inflated $34.99 price tag. it sucks i have to work tonight and i haven't been able to sleep much but i suppose i can make up for it with a few naps at work. i called uhaul and put a deposit on our truck rental, it's all good to go short of a few more phonecalls to confirm where we pickup. we almost fucked everything up by waiting too long, our reservation ran out yesterday and the price we were quoted had gone up since then. the lady on the phone was all nice and called managers in town to see if they would honor or original reservation, which they did. i love it when customer representatives are nice and do shit like that before you even know what the hell's going on. she saved us $150 and some scowling and irritation at our own procrastination. hooray for christy from uhaul! incidentally the linoleum in our kitchen makes me want to vomit.
midge 10:51 AM 04.19.02
*crisis* i can only find one sandal. i've been hobbling around on one platform heel like a pirate with a wooden leg, searching for the other one.
midge 08:26 AM 04.19.02
some nerd just tried to post this in my guestbook but it didn't work because it rejects html.
midge 06:37 PM 04.18.02
i went to lane bryant's today to look at pants on husband's insistance. i tried on some dark denim boot cut jeans, of which i currently have a pair that are a size 28 and i wear them and love them but they sag. i tried on a 24... and it fit! what the fuck? i've only lost like 11 pounds or something? my body is out of it's mind. i tried on some stretch capri jeans that made my ass look hot (size 22...?!?!?!) and i loved them and bought them instantly. finally i can wear my sandals and not look like a freak. it's been hot as hell and sleeping is sticky sweaty business but it feels good and i've really enjoyed relaxing... it was so great to get the shit with the damage deposit out of the way. another auction is up even though i'm dissapointed the last set only went for 9$. somebody emailed me and asked if they could buy a same set for even less and i told them to go to hell politely because 8$ isn't worth the trouble and they shouldn't be such cheap toads. my mom is funny. my friend is funny too. i can't wait to hug them and giggle and eat sushi with them. speaking of sushi we snuck off to china dynasty and i indulged in a sinful dinner. husband is konked out on the crouton (futon mattress) on the floor, snoring even though 2 minutes ago he said he was just relaxing and not going to take a nap. poopiehead! today my fortune cookie told me the onion you are eating is someone else's lily flower, and it reminded me of the onion in the brothers karamazov even though there's no connection or lily flower and it all makes no sense. i gave an onion (then i burned in hell for eternity). that book kicks my ass.
midge 07:21 AM 04.17.02
the administration at the old folks home my client lives at is picking on us. first they sent out a notice that was obviously aimed at us, warning personal caregivers not to use the visitor's parking spots but to make sure and park on the street. this is stupid for two reasons, the facility employees get to use the employee parking lot, we don't because we work for private clients, not the home itself, so then are we not visitors to our clients? no we are wee roaches that must park on the street or be towed. now there's a sign erected in front of her porch window telling us not to walk on the grass, we must instead go around to the main entrance and buzz the appartment, probably waking up the old broad, to be let in then walk all the way around the horse shoe shaped building to get to our client's place. these people are fuckers and i hate them. i have the next two nights off, and i'm so terribly glad. i have lots of work and sleeping to catch up on, and i'm looking forward to loafing around, basking in the air conditioning in my lemon print underwear. my body hs gone through changes, my belly's not very round anymore, it drooped down and got very squishy. most of my pants are baggy now and sag in the ass and paunch. i guess it's good because i physicaly feel better, but it's hard to get used to the new pear shape. i liked being a ball.
midge 10:00 PM 04.16.02
none of our cleaning was in vain, the land lady thought e did a good job and said we'll only have the pay 25$ for rent next month and the rest will be covered by the damage deposit. other then the parade of weirdos wandering around my house poking around to see the joint when she runs an ad in the paper, we're pretty much done with the formalities and just need to haul all our junk into a truck and drive away quickly.
midge 11:38 AM 04.16.02
i've been inhaling noxious cleaning fumes and dust all morning. this is the price i pay to get my damage deposit back.
midge 09:21 PM 04.15.02
the porch light bird saga has come to a tragic end. today the land lady asked if we could fix the lid on the porch light because a bird was trying to nest in there. husband tried to clean it out and some little eggies rolled out and broke on the pavement. he took the nest out while the mama bird squawked at him from a tree nearby. he was crushed and i was so sad to hear about it. we're so sorry mama bird.
midge 07:23 AM 04.15.02
i like to write letters to my husband when i'm at work and he pops into my head. i think he likes to read them too. the house reeks like bleach and it smells gross and makes me want to open a window and let the bugs in.
midge 10:33 PM 04.14.02
i slept enough today to finally feel well rested and back to whatever it is that makes me feel normal. it was hot today and we went out to the park and to kmart to look at sandals. how that place managed to last this long i'll never know. husband is all excited because they have chud on dvd for 6$. this morning i took some pictures for my sushi page i'm making. it's pretty ridiculous so far but it'll have recipes and stuff with pictures of my fat little mitts making california rolls. bunnies have been out frolicking in the yard plenty lately, especially when i come home in the morning. they're so cute and cuddly but too fast to take pictures of or do much with other then admire at a distance. i wish i could hold them in my lap and pet them.
midge 08:54 AM 04.14.02
i made sushi for breakfast. i'm crazy.
