midge 03:00 AM 07.27.04
i never knew large bulbous white butted spiders enjoyed catnip plants so much. while cutting and hanging catnip to dry i ended up squishing my fair share, and now i feel itchy. gross. life is hard sometimes.
my husband knows just when squishy cats flopping over eachother will make everything better. i hope there's not another daily show rerun today. they always show such recent ones, it's a shame. there are some very amusing classics. member steven vs. stephen? YES! NO! YESSSSSS!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! steve correll kicks my ass all over the place. i also need to buy the strangers with candy box set. that show was awesome. i would kill for my old cable, cartoon network? yes please. i am sad without adult swim and regular access to hanna barbera cartoons in the middle of the night. anybody have the cartoon network, a vcr and a desire to make me love them and smother them with smooches?
johnny bravo ed, edd & eddy home movies (most important of all) space ghost coast to coast got something to say?
midge 04:45 AM 07.26.04
has anyone else noticed that torrid clothes have gotten kind of overly lame? even the site design is headed that way. where are my plain black shirts with pinup girls and elvis on them? frilly hot pink peasant shirt with lace up neckline? ummm... no thanks. what is a sassy fat woman to do? i have long thought about starting a clothing line, just silk screened tshirts that are form fitting and stylish, how refreshing that would be, but who knows anything about starting that... if you know silk screening, where to find the shirts? are there such shirts? there used to be at torrid. also not having access to a lane bryant means purchasing trousers is complicated. they had the best jeans. got something to say?
midge 04:40 AM 07.26.04
people are always jealous of my style. a spark of my idea turns to mush when i execute it, and sheer vomit when someone else tries. i hate you people... you know who you are. on to things that suck, work, work related things, getting up for work, working, being at work, people i work with, talking to people i work with, being at work, thinking about going to work, and so on. weekends are too short and i am too cranky. ultimate paper maché maneki neko of excellence was completed today, his gloss coat is drying, pictures will be forthcoming on sushi cat. if anyone has tried to email me, the accounts aren't being checked. 600+ spam emails per day will do that to a person, make them stop caring... maybe one day... but for now i am incommunicado, deal with it!
it still amazes me how many perverts come here looking for pictures of vaginas and things... how dissapointed they must be to find me here. husband says it's what i get for putting the word pussy in the title of my site, but you know, pussy used to mean a lot of things, before the internet got a hold of it.
speaking of the internet teenagers are weird now. they say things like sux0rs and lol in the real world apparently? a lady i work with has a 15 year old who is a recovering msn messenger-a-holic. she tells me things that make me laugh and wonder what happened to society to be churning out uch little wieners. it can't be like this everywhere can it? i say sux0rs though, that is cool... no0b.
i have 2 cats now, and i volunteer at the spca to help the other kitties who need friends cause they are shacked up in a prison cell waiting for homes. i think that means i get more pussy than the perverts.
also, animal crossing is a very cool game. if you play it and have fruit other than pears and oranges and cocounts, please leave a comment or sign my guestbook or some crap. i need codes!! will trade oranges, coconuts or pears, ruffian.
p.s. to the person who signed the guestbook. binky beads is for nerds. the password works fine although you need basic cognitive skills to enter it into the form thingy so maybe there's where the problem is. good luck with that. got something to say?