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112264280988177973 7/29/2005 06:12:00 AM
So anyways this morning I woke up. I had a polish sausage... then I brought my laptop upstairs.


112252825294665263 7/27/2005 10:18:00 PM
I am not going anywhere... I am not getting more money... I am not escaping dinosaurs or fun fur or easy listening radio... I am however, number 2, which feels like loser, but can't be, because who celebrates being a loser with dinner at Denny's? Nobody, that's who. So that means it has to be pretty good... cause I had me a country scramble.


112243131448718961 7/26/2005 07:25:00 PM
When really shitty things happen to people... it's impossible for me to think of anything I could possibly say that might not be stupid. I don't think there is ever a more awful, awkward time... and I can't help but think how funny it is, that universally as humans, when faced with such horror, pain and anguish, we revert to the self, and how it makes us feel embarassed or what have you. How narcissistic is that?

In other news, life is filled with small things that are not always worthy of mention.


112226383162692714 7/24/2005 08:55:00 PM
I think Sunday evening is the most depressing time of the week... the weekend is over, and I have to face 5 more days of mind bending monotonous boredome before I can look forward to another two days of loafing, sleeping, eating food and playing video games. I am a high tech sloth. Fortunately for me though, next weekend is a long weekend, so this week of madness will be well rewarded.


112166359319656224 7/17/2005 10:12:00 PM
I will always love you.


112157648356803027 7/16/2005 09:57:00 PM
Someone emailed me this:

"You fornicating anus...you have no understanding of what you are unconsciously - deliberately? - searching for. Did it ever occur that it could be dangerous...Despite your arrogance...I've not read your posts before. Even so...Does it matter? How many times have you offered this..."

and I cannot help but wonder what an anus must look like when it fornicates. Nevertheless... the answer is, yes and many. Thanks for the email friend!


112154818086547431 7/16/2005 01:58:00 PM
I love a good guffaw. Kitty Heaven - Cat memorial website now updated with a fabulous new layout and the millions of cat names people sent me that I didn't have time to update... sorry about that peoples. Life gets demanding at times. My new layout for the maneki neko page is taking a lot lot lot longer than expected, but will be done one day. Things that generate money take up more of my time unfortunately.

Work is boring and soul sucking but what else is new? Interpersonal struggles with the new chick spice things up I suppose. I have issues with 30 year old women who are all like "I think in 5 years I'd like to be at a point in my life when I can start thinking about maybe some schooling to advance in my career"... Lady, when I am 35 I will be looking forward to RETIREMENT. Get out of the bar, stop being a shallow cunt, and do something with your life... shit or get off the pot!

I am a lot more okay with my kid growing up... the recent family visit opened my eyes to the adorables funness of being a mom to teenaged girls who are still gimpy and sweet and still love and need you... so mine is not a 15 pound sausage who can't do anything but drool and puke and scream and poop and smile and sleep, and need me, but at the same time... she gets old and she'll still need me... and still be adorable and funny... so I can deal with that.

For now...


112097279441759350 7/09/2005 10:19:00 PM
I often wonder how different my life would have turned out, if I had married the lead singer from Piggyback Briefcase...


112097085237583037 7/09/2005 09:43:00 PM
I retrieved my deviantart password... perhaps I shall screw around on there until twerps make me mad again. Twerps like to do that. I am excited, at the grocery store today I found vegetarian paté made from sunflower seeds like I used to buy all the time in Québec. It probably won't taste the same mind you, but the basic flavor should be the sameish. I loved it and never found anything comparable anywhere else. Perhaps... Hornby Island is my savior.

Husband fished a whopping three stuffies out of the skill crane machine today, and then he got my belly button adorned fat cat I was obsessed with right after. Four stuffies for four dollars, say that forty times fast.

I am bored with poverty, I think I am ready to start being comfortable well to do for a change.


112093877170105704 7/09/2005 12:34:00 PM
I have a whole bag of white rabbit taffy and no obligation to be anywhere or do anything today, life is good.

In other news the Crystal Mall is a wonderful and fabulous place that satisfies my lust for modestly priced Korean and Japanese character company stationary and goods, Japanese Robot toilets and ridiculously low priced foods. I have to go back in August when we go back on vacation to check out the robot toilets and get some Pucca & Mashi Maro half length door curtains for the kid's room.

I cheesed out on a job interview on Thursday morning, I was too exhausted to be any good anyhow. It's not like it was a great job, maybe better than what I had, probably not... More money yes, but I would have had to wade through eddies of mindless tourists and weirdos during the summer, to walk from the bus stop, because of course, it's downtown and there is no parking... so yeah, there is a lot to be said for only needing to drive 6 minutes to work, and parking right in front of the door.


112071368551054459 7/06/2005 10:21:00 PM
Nothing is coming up Millhouse...


112071347216060294 7/06/2005 10:16:00 PM
I have been on leave from work for three days now, and I have yet to be at home watching Days of Our Lives, when it comes on... there is no justice.


112036831034988223 7/02/2005 10:23:00 PM
Why don't people smile more? A recent survey shows that 80% of Americans never ever smile. These people need to go to jail. In the happy 20% though are my two special cats, Chew Chew Bonewagon and Mit Mit St. Claire, whuttup guys!!!

Husband has decided that what up guys? is the proper greeting for all cats. He is a cool dude. I am glad.

In other news, week of insanity begins today! I am slightly less sick. Everything's coming up Millhouse!


112027196499011257 7/01/2005 07:36:00 PM
My husband is the kind of husband who will rinse the poop off of my shoe when I step in dog crap. He is the kind of man who will pluck new and disturbing hairs off my back and nether regions I can't reach. I am well taken care of. I am a lucky lady.




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